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What Am I Up To? and other random musings  It's been 5 years already?!!! Yes, not only is jasonduerr.com celebrating it's 5 year anniversary, but it's also been 5 years since my last tattoo. Which means it's time for another. That's the tradition so I'm sticking to it. The same guy that inked Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, & Britney Spears will be doing mine. He also did James Hetfield, but you know that doesn't excite me as much. Right now he's sketching out a design that will work off my existing sacred heart and will incorporate roses, wings, the Portuguese word "saudades" and, in his words, "leafy goodness." But not pot leaves per my instructions. I should have a nice little quarter sleeve going after this. Apparently it's going to take 2 sittings, which I'm not so keen on, but I guess plenty of people do it and it's only going to be a few weeks of sporting the half done tattoo. So while the rest of you are out enjoying your green beer on St. Patrick's Day, I'll be in the shop taking the needle for 3 or 4 hours. Have you seen the new We Are The World Video? It's terrible! I don't even know who half the people in there are and the half I know, suck! For some reason I feel embarrassed that this exists. In the future are people going to watch that and think that those people represent the music of the time? That's certainly how I look at the original. I don't want to be associated in any way with these douchebags in the new one. I may not have kids for this very reason. Jaime Freakin' Foxx?!!! Why?!!! 
This Week's Gameball Goes To: Sandra Bullock  She won an Oscar for some Remember the Titans, Glory Road knockoff, but what makes that impressive/ridiculous is that she also won a Razzie for her role in All About Steve. And she totally gets how ironic that is. She actually showed up to accept her Razzie and said that she will be displaying the Oscar and Razzie together in her home to show that she's never as good or bad as people say. Or maybe she's both. Too many actors think they are doing something really important so it's nice to see one that has things in perspective. The Chris Brown Douchebag of the Week Award Goes To: Maryland Fans  Ever hear the phrase, "act like you've been there before" before? Maryland is supposed to be up there amongst the better basketball programs in the land, so why are people rioting after a regular season win over Duke? Is Ohio State rioting after beating Michigan State? Of course not. Come on Terps! Don't be the kind of douchebags that storm the court, then go outside to punch horses and set shit on fire just because you won one game against a slightly higher ranked opponent. Hot Chick of the Week: Christina Kolesta 
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REVIEWS Check out what I've been watching, listening to, and reading lately... MOVIES Big Fan - 3 out of 5 stars I was pretty disappointed in this one. I figured it was right up my alley, but it turned out to be borderline boring. Patton Oswalt plays a Giants fan whose life pretty much revolves around the team. One night he runs into his favorite player and ends up getting the shit kicked out of him. Oswalt's character then has to decide whether justice is more important than the playoffs. If he pursues charges against the player then he'll be suspended and the Giants will surely tank. And then there is his arch enemy, Philadelphia Phil, to deal with too. There isn't anything I can pick out about this movie that is really good, but it managed to just barely keep my attention and the subject matter is particularly interesting to me. So that's why I had to give it 3 stars. I wouldn't recommend anyone going out of their way to see this though. MUSIC Wilco (The Album) by Wilco - 2 out of 5 stars Basically, this is just a couple good, but not great, songs surrounded by filler. I think I might like it better if I had the chance to really sit and listen to it, but 99% of the time you're listening to music you don't have the time to fully concentrate on just the music. This CD reminds me of their second one, Being There, which is not one of their stronger efforts either. Being There is a double CD which should have been just one CD. Like Being There, Wilco (The Album) is very mellow and could easily put you to sleep, then suddenly wake you up for a minute. If you're a huge Wilco fan you're going to buy this one no matter what anyone says, but if you have any hesitation about getting it, don't. 5 Songs To Download: The Other One by The Wooden Birds Stylo by Gorillaz Little Lion Man by Mumford & Sons Belle of the Boulevard by Dashboard Confessional Now We Can See by The Thermals BOOKS Cassette From My Ex by Jason Bitner- 4 out of 5 stars Not to be confused with "Love Is A Mixtape." This is what that book should have been. It's just a collection of short stories from writers and music lovers about mixtapes they got back in the 70s, 80s, 90s and even a few in the 2000s. You pretty much have to be between the ages of 30 and 40 to really enjoy this book since most of the music comes from the 80s and 90s and anyone older or younger probably didn't do a lot of mixtaping, but if you're in that age range and you love music then this a great book for you. TV WATCH: The Office on NBC at 9:00 PM Thursdays The funniest show on TV is back. 
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